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Friday, June 12, 2015

Dior Bronze Self-Tanner is the new Black


Head of Spokane, Washington NAACP is as white as me.
SPOKANE, Wash. - The City of Spokane announced Thursday it's investigating whether the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP violated the city's code of ethics in her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission.

Rachel Dolezal serves as chair of the independent commission, in addition to her work as an adjunct faculty member at Eastern Washington University and president of the NAACP local chapter. On her application to serve on the commission, she identified herself as African-American. But public records, including Dolezal's own birth certificate, list her biological parents as Ruthanne and Lawrence Dolezal of Montana. The Dolezals told KXLY Thursday that Rachel is their biological daughter and that they are both white.

Of course, I could tell you by the apple cheeks, thin lips, overbite and vocal intonation that this spray-on-tan loony tune is trying to pass, but since race is merely a social construct we're not supposed to notice these things.





Reminder: the Left is stark raving mad.

UPDATE: From this Daily Mail article, looks like her pathologically altruistic parents lionized other people's offspring, alienated their biological daughter, and now spurn her attempts to become their ideal person.

11 comments:

Porter said...

I'd very much like to hear how they intend to prove she isn't black. Are they going to wield some Watson or Richwine research? Perhaps one of Morton's protractors to estimate skull volume. Maybe they'll challenge her to renact the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot gait--if she can pull it off convincingly, she's got to be African. The lesson is: if I'm a social construct so is Orangequa.

Prior Martin said...

Only a severely psychologically disturbed Caucasian would pretend to be a Negro.

The Anti-Gnostic said...

Apparently her parents were Christian missionaries who adopted black children. I continue to believe that cross-ethnic adoptions are problematic, and the default in such matters should be fostering by the extended family. We really think we can re-invent the whole world.

August said...

Would this be called transracialism? You know, I think could actually make her look more authentically black. Melanotan II for the skin color. Then she could go to the doctor, lie, and say she identifies as a man. With the steroids and some time in the gym, she could put on the extra muscle black women tend to have.

With the extra muscle, and a little training, she could learn to have the appropriate response to reporters who ask her such questions.

lannes said...

Some (white) women will strap onto anything.

Visibilium said...

The South has customarily used the "one drop" blood standard for differentiating blacks from white-looking folks. This woman possesses how many drops?

The Anti-Gnostic said...

She's a Midwesterner of Czech-Slovak ancestry, so probably none.

goom said...

This really is perfect comedy. Of course, at media large, somehow it isn't. What next? On the heels of BikiniNegro PoolParty, TransJenner, etc -- This is a stand-up routine as cautionary tale.

The Anti-Gnostic said...

I'm taking Bert's advice. You must be this tall for this ride, Cheech.

Bert said...

Thank you my friend.

The young fogey said...

Looks like her pathologically altruistic parents lionized other people's offspring, alienated their biological daughter, and now spurn her attempts to become their ideal person.

Exactly. I'd feel sorry for her and write her off as harmless if not for her crime of making false reports to police. I wish some reporter would confront her on video, if it hasn't already been done: "Were you really ready to frame someone with false charges because of this game to soothe your fragile ego?"